JOKES

Life is so much better with a little humor!  If you have any travel jokes, I would love to add them to my page.
Please send them to: lene@perfectlyplannedjourneys.com or send them to me on FB Messenger.

Thank you!

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A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" 
​The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
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The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

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Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though. The pastor says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps. Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!" so he jumps. The old guy says to the hippie "I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump." But the hippie replies "Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!"

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