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"We do not remember days;
we remember moments."
​- Cesare Pavese

JOKES

Life is so much better with a little humor!  If you have any travel jokes, I would love to add them to my page.
Please send them to: [email protected] or send them to me on FB Messenger.

Thank you!


A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" 
​The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
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The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

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Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though. The pastor says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps. Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!" so he jumps. The old guy says to the hippie "I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump." But the hippie replies "Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!"

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[email protected]  ​​703-927-0588


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  • Welcome
  • Who we are
    • Certifications & Licenses
    • Wildlife Friendly Pledge
  • How we work
  • What we do
    • Pre-Planned Group Tours
    • Customized Travel
    • Travel Insurance
    • Get Inspired
  • Why Work with us
  • Resources
    • Request for Travel Insurance
    • FAQ
    • Fundraiser
    • Gift Certificate
    • Joint Venture
    • Jokes
    • Legal Disclaimer
    • Passport & Visa
    • Things you need to know
    • Travel Warnings
    • Homes for Rent
    • Destination Information
  • Contact
    • Travel Profile (Head of Household)
    • Travel Profile - (Family Member)
    • Travel Profile - (Children)
    • Airfare - Head of Household
    • Airfare - Family Member
    • Travel Insurance
    • Quick Trip Inquiry
    • Want to travel but can't decide where?
    • How would you like to communicate?
    • Facebook
    • Contact Me!
  • Want to travel but can't decide where?